Got a new tattoo its my daughters name and her zodiac sign, shs's a scorpio.
Monday, February 23, 2009
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Fractured Elbow
My four year old fractured her elbow last night. Crazy girl. She tripped over a ball, flipped through the air and landed on her arm. She has to be in a cast for 6 weeks, this should be fun. She was in good spirits after a while though. She asked me how am i going to wear my jacket i only have one arm? That little girl cracks me up. She has such a big personality for such a small girl. She is my angel.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
A great joke
It's Hell Getting Old
Old people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!
An 85-year old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, "Well, doc, it's like this. “First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing."
"Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing."
"We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."
Old people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!
An 85-year old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, "Well, doc, it's like this. “First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing."
"Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing."
"We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."
Monday, February 2, 2009
Moving on!!
I was looking through other blogs and I found a poem that related to how I feel now. Please visit http://shimo-thoughtsviews.blogspot.com/ and read the poem called The Day We Drifted Apart & After" its a really beautiful poem.
I will always love Marvin he is the father of my twin boys and he has been there for my daughter since day one, but no longer am I in love with him and want the future to share with him. The person that he has developed to be and the person he made me be I don't want to be apart of that.
I have been so happy and content with myself. More then I have been in a long time.
(This was the last picture taken together. 12/13/08. we broke up on 12/18/08.)
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